FloppyFins Bass Hat
- 🐟 Tail flaps at the press of a button
- 😂 Looks like a bass is eating your head
- 🧢 Soft plush, one size fits most
- 🎁 The funniest gift for any angler
🚚 Preorder & Shipping
This is a preorder. The next batch ships in 2–4 weeks. Shipping is free, and you'll get tracking by email as soon as yours ships.
↩️ 30-Day Returns
Not the laugh you hoped for? Send it back within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.
🏷️ How to use
Pull it on like a beanie with the white band above your ears. Press the button on the side and watch the tail flap. Runs on 3 AAA batteries (not included).
Keep him warm on the ice tooHole Warmer™️ →
$99.99
FAQs
When will my order ship?
It's a preorder. The next batch ships in 2–4 weeks, and you'll get tracking by email as soon as yours ships.
Does the tail really move?
Yes. Press the button on the side of the hat and the tail flaps.
What batteries does it use?
3 AAA batteries. They are not included.
Will it fit?
One size fits most. It sits like a beanie with the white band above the ears.
What is your return policy?
Send it back within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.
Why fishermen want this
Socks get forgotten. This gets laughs.
| Bass Hat | Socks & mugs | |
|---|---|---|
| Gets a real laugh | ✓ | ✕ |
| Tail actually flaps | ✓ | ✕ |
| Worn on the boat | ✓ | ✕ |
| Ends up in every photo | ✓ | ✕ |
RISK-FREE
Laugh or your money back.
If it doesn't get a laugh, send it back within 30 days for a full refund. No questions asked.
Why it gets laughs 😂
Every fishing buddy has a hat. Nobody has one that eats his head. Press the button and the tail slaps side to side like a bass on the line.
Press the button and it slaps side to side like a bass on the line.
The white band is the mouth. It looks like the fish is eating you.
Pulls on like a beanie and sits above the ears.
No sizes to guess. Just hand it over and watch.